If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day, 4:44 am
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be: South East
If I were a sin, I would be: Lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Hitler
If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
If I were a liquid, I would be: Jack Daniels (thanks to Joz + Nic)
If I were a stone, I would be: Diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: Silver Birch
If I were a bird, I would be: Magpie
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Snow
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A Unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Bass Guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: Panda
If I were a colour, I would be: Red
If I were an emotion, I would be: Confusion
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: A Humm
If I were an element, I would be: Fire
If I were a song, I would be: King Nothing by Metallica
If I were a movie, I would be: Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
If I were a book, I would be written by: Nicholas Evans
If I were a food, I would be: Pasta
If I were a place, I would be: Bushy Woods
If I were a taste, I would be: Bland
If I were a scent, I would be: Cool Water by Davidoff
If I were a religion, I would be: Scientology
If I were a word, I would be: Moist
If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Confused
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Spanish
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Scooby Doo
If I were a shape, I would be: Square because it's hip to be square
If I were a number, I would be: 44
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: Nipple Bar

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Foot Rest
If I were a car, I would be: Mini Cooper
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: A T-Shirt saying "Fuck Off; I'm On"
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golfiscool's journal. Thought it would kill some time.
How are you all?